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Ok but why am I more proud of myself for getting both feet out of a pair of jeans without tripping, not fucking up the camera, and keeping my eyes covered than I am for graduating college
view sex gifI always wondered what it would feel like if I somehow forgot to lift up the toilet seat lid before peeing. And I figured if I am going to make a mess, why not piss my pants at the same time. So I did. And it made my cunt throb.
view sex gif“Wait are you serious? Just one word and I can become a superhero! alright, SHAZAM!… Woah, did it work? Huh? You look a little tighter, and why am I getting a wedgie? Hey my eyes are up here!”
view sex gifHi, r/cumeatinginstructions! I know some of you might need some help following through on your hopes and dreams of eating your cum! That’s why I am here 😉 Eat up!
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