He was way weaker and uglier than you, and you beat him up. Your girlfriend found out that his dick was triple the size of yours, and took pity on him.
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You knew your crush Jessica thought smart guys were hot! It's a shame the star quarterback was also valedictorian...
view porn gifShe looked at you in almost pity, having had way too much to drink at the party. Chad redirected her attention, and she never looked at you for the rest of the night
view porn gifAfter Jack beat the shit out of you, your childhood crush servicing his superior cock was the last thing you saw before fading into unconsciousness
view porn gifYour girl was actually the one who told Chad and Jack to kick your ass if you tried to sneak into their little private hangouts
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