I made a gif in the office bathroom using my new selfie stick! How’d it turn out? Higher quality link in comments.

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I made a gif in the office bathroom using my new selfie stick! How’d it turn out? Higher quality link in comments.

original: redgifs.com/watch/TightUnsightlyAmphiuma

Dousing my shower wall in liquid gold.

Dousing my shower wall in liquid gold.

Purple hair, milky tits

Purple hair, milky tits

Never enough milk

Never enough milk

Barely Legol-ass

Barely Legol-ass

Morning wood

Morning wood

Who wants to get nailed?

Who wants to get nailed?

Who's ready for dessert?

Who's ready for dessert?

Hopefully I'm not the only wet one here

Hopefully I'm not the only wet one here

Forget the Netflix. Who wants to chill?

Forget the Netflix. Who wants to chill?

I'll hurry down your chimney tonight

I'll hurry down your chimney tonight

What would you call the male version of a titty drop?

What would you call the male version of a titty drop?

Shiver me timber

Shiver me timber

Snack time

Snack time

Pushing right up on you!

Pushing right up on you!

This fence won't build itself! Now, who wants to hold my post?

This fence won't build itself! Now, who wants to hold my post?

Sticking inside on a rainy day

Sticking inside on a rainy day

Did I wet your whistle?

Did I wet your whistle?

Nervous about this one.. Hope you like watching me go for a ride ?

Nervous about this one.. Hope you like watching me go for a ride ?

Roll over, babe!

Roll over, babe!

Let me light your fire

Let me light your fire

A hard day's work!

A hard day's work!

Bending over backwards for you!

Bending over backwards for you!

It rubs the lotion on its skin

It rubs the lotion on its skin

The extra climactic version of a previous release

The extra climactic version of a previous release