In my last post someone claimed my before and after were two dicks. Here’s proof otherwise ;)

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In my last post someone claimed my before and after were two dicks. Here’s proof otherwise ;)

original: redgifs.com/watch/SmugOutlyingHorseshoebat

Good morning from this thick British slab

Good morning from this thick British slab

Who doesn’t love bouncy balls?

Who doesn’t love bouncy balls?

You want to give it a go? ;)

You want to give it a go? ;)

I’ve heard some people like English accents

I’ve heard some people like English accents

Always good to see a juicy cock on valentines right?

Always good to see a juicy cock on valentines right?

Tis no longer the season, but he’s still jolly

Tis no longer the season, but he’s still jolly

It just won’t go down, anyone wanna help me with this?

It just won’t go down, anyone wanna help me with this?

What lies poorly hidden beneath?

What lies poorly hidden beneath?

This ones a two hander

This ones a two hander

It’s huge, it’s hard, and it just won’t go down

It’s huge, it’s hard, and it just won’t go down

You wanna feel them bounce against you?

You wanna feel them bounce against you?

Hey there, if you have a few minutes spare why not watch my dick going from tiny

Hey there, if you have a few minutes spare why not watch my dick going from tiny and soft to hard and thick ;)

Apparently I’m bigger than people expect

Apparently I’m bigger than people expect

Anyone gonna rip these off for me?

Anyone gonna rip these off for me?

Need two hands for this thing, wanna help? ;)

Need two hands for this thing, wanna help? ;)

What a beautiful morning ;)

What a beautiful morning ;)

Boing!

Boing!

Morning bulge

Morning bulge

Kind of just want some slut at work to notice

Kind of just want some slut at work to notice

Good morning from the UK ;)

Good morning from the UK ;)

There’s only one thing to do when you’ve had a frustrating day at work....

There’s only one thing to do when you’ve had a frustrating day at work....

Finally got myself a verified massive cock do thought I’d do a quick show of ;)

Finally got myself a verified massive cock do thought I’d do a quick show of ;)

I think my balls are alright, what do you all think?

I think my balls are alright, what do you all think?

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