Gotta love ponchos
Gotta love ponchos
I’m ready to wash away 2020. You? (F, 40, married, 2 kids, ready to start fresh in 2021, you with me?)
view porn gifOn the 7th day before Xmas, Reddit brought to me - snow covered titties. (F, 40, married, 2 kids, likes funny titles, has escaping titties.)
view porn gifTake your hand off your cock and vote. There’s still time. I took a hiatus from packing to exercise my civic duty. You can too! (F, 39, married, 2 loud kids, a house to move in 2 days, stress eating cannolis, and hoping for good news tonight.)
view porn gifIt’s been an absolute shit show today. I haven’t had one free moment. Waiting outside the hockey rink is now my favorite pastime. (F, 39, married, 1 hockey girl, 1 scared of the ice boy, wishes she company in the minivan.)
view porn gifI sort of forced myself to do this today. It’s been a rough few days with the world in shambles. So thanks for giving me something fun to do to forget for a minute. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, feeling ennui, but thankful for you group of horny dads for givin
view porn gifI’ve gathered new evidence. My tits seem to have fallen out between my 4th and 5th video meeting today. And they came out quite violently. I’m a little concerned. Any data analysts available to assist? (F, 39, married, 2 kids, abundance of meetings, worri
view porn gifAlways waiting - this time for socially distant karate outside. (F, 39, 2 very active children, Star Wars fan, wet spot producer, SiriusXM subscriber, loves her minivan.)
view porn gifJust waiting on my next work call and had a burning question. Are you part of the Resistance? (F, 39, married, 2 kids, always wanted a light saber.)
view porn gifIf a female human flashes her tits in the forest, but is wearing camo, do her boobs exist? (F, 39, married, 2 kids, pondering deep philosophical thoughts.)
view porn gifI’m just a mom waiting for socially distant hockey practice to finish. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, yes - they have to wear masks and there is no contact, thank fuck parents can’t go in, and am happy to entertain myself for an hour outside the rink.)
view porn gifI’ve made a major discovery. I was able to catch the tit escaping problem on video. Can you examine the evidence and let me know what you see? Let’s science together and solve the problem. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, very concerned her tits keep falling out
view porn gifIn honor of my parasites returning to school, here is a special Science Saturday video. Life lesson: you can have fun and learn too. They are not mutually exclusive. (F, 39, married, 2 parasites, loves going to the grocery store alone.)
view porn gifWe’ve made it past Monday to the shittiest day of the week. Here’s a fitting prize, a SFW video. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, exhausted, unsure as to the real day of the week.)
view porn gifIt’s been such a shitshow quarantine day that I’m just getting 2 minutes to upload a video. tldr: science, tits, finger sucking. (F, 39, married, 2 parasites, somehow so busy but not going anywhere, crappy WFH-er, mediocre summer camp counselor, science b
view porn gifThe one where I almost got caught. Prison is not a good place during a global pandemic. But...my home is also a prison. (F, 39, quarantined with a stressed husband and 2 mini dictators.)
view porn gifThe kids won’t stop fighting today. I’ve gotten 13 minutes of work done. No idea what is for dinner and the house is a shithole. This car is my sanctuary. God bless my Honda Odyssey. (F, 39, married, 2 warring parasites, mediocre WFM-er, spectacular takeo
view porn gifI’m just a mom waiting in the car for her kid to finish socially distant karate. Nothing to see here. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, tired, wfh-er, enjoys silence.)
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