Your girlfriend can identify all of your friends by how their dicks taste.
view porn gif
He sent you to the hospital for two weeks, she was too busy to visit.
view porn gif
It took several hours but he finally saw it her way.
view porn gif
He's so sick of you that he didnt give it a second thought.
view porn gif
No girls, no tits, nothing femme... just stroke for cock. It's okay to be gay.
view porn gif
I mean, I know bars dont get health inspections, but this is a good way to get pink eye.
view porn gif
All the porn you'd been jerking off to made you impotent. Oh well, losers like you shouldnt be breeding anyway.
view porn gif
The corporate training programs for women-in-the-workplace have a 95% success rate. Meet Susan, the new HR director.
view porn gif
You're better off flirting with men. Pussy is gross anyway.
view porn gif
Good girls obey. Keep that pussy wet and ready for men to use you.
view porn gif
Been edging for a couple hours this morning, should I finish or keep going?
view porn gif
You had so much fun at the fair that day. One of your fondest memories.
view porn gif
Just whip it out, what's the worse that could happen?
view porn gif
When you got back from the bathroom your best friend and girlfriend were gone.
view porn gif