The kids won’t stop fighting today. I’ve gotten 13 minutes of work done. No idea what is for dinner and the house is a shithole. This car is my sanctuary. God bless my Honda Odyssey. (F, 39, married, 2 warring parasites, mediocre WFM-er, spectacular takeo
The kids won’t stop fighting today. I’ve gotten 13 minutes of work done. No idea what is for dinner and the house is a shithole. This car is my sanctuary. God bless my Honda Odyssey. (F, 39, married, 2 warring parasites, mediocre WFM-er, spectacular takeo
The one where I almost got caught. Prison is not a good place during a global pandemic. But...my home is also a prison. (F, 39, quarantined with a stressed husband and 2 mini dictators.)
view porn gifI’m just a mom waiting in the car for her kid to finish socially distant karate. Nothing to see here. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, tired, wfh-er, enjoys silence.)
view porn gifSunday Science Lesson: Based on my last analysis, videos in the minivan front seat are a hit. This is take 2 of 3. I’m posting a the other takes on r/momsgonewild and r/asiansgonewild with a few different variables. Let’s see which one does better. Hypoth
view porn gifSunday Science Lesson: Based on my last analysis, videos in the minivan front seat are a hit. This is take 1 of 3. I’m posting a the other takes on r/gonewild30plus and r/asiansgonewild with a few different variables. Let’s see which one does better. Hypo
view porn gifSunday Science Lesson: Based on my last analysis, videos in the minivan front seat are a hit. This is take 3 of 3. I’m posting a the other takes on r/gonewild30plus and r/momsgonewild with a few different variables. Let’s see which one does better. Hypoth
view porn gifFor fuck’s sake, I just need exactly 7.5 minutes of alone time. I just need one orgasm to ensure I can survive today with no quarantine induced homicides on my permanent record. #lowquarantinegoals (F, 39, 2 parasites, 1 husband, and no privacy)
view porn gifApparently, I get work release from my current pandemic imposed prison to go to Home Depot because my #firstworldproblems parasites won’t sit outside without an umbrella. Ripping off my ankle tracker and making a run for it. New Zealand? Join me?
view porn gifIf pants are optional during quarantine, then bras should be too. I fully support feminists in the #nobramovement. Do you support free tits?
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