It's not gay if it's blackmail!
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It's time to test how straight your buds are!
I'm not gay, I just need to pay the bills!
It's not gay to pay off a bet
It's only gay if you don't... Are you paying attention, bud? This is important!
I'm not gay, I just need to get it out of my system!
Grindr is dangerous for straight men like you
I'm not gay, I'm just so fucking horny
Being a good friend doesn't make you gay!
I'm not gay, I'm just too horny to care
It feels good to help a friend out!
I love making it a challenge for my buds to stay straight!
It's not your fault
Still straight... for now
You don't want to be a virgin forever do you?
You're only doing it to help your bud out!
Nothing wrong with 2 buds working out together
They put on a show for you, now you and your bud have to return the favor...
Funniest prank of my life they're all so gay now!
It's not gay if it's for money
I'm not hard because you're touching me... It's just morning wood, I swear!
Why do you think that is, bud?
It doesn't count if you were too drunk to remember
You were tricked so it doesn't count!
Resist the urge and stay straight!