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"The next time you turn a girl down, you might wanna cover your drink until she leaves."

She said something about calling the cops when I got there, but I wasn't really paying attention.

She forgot about you the second she saw him.

You did.

We're going out again next week. Tell her to wear a short skirt with no underwear.

The kids in town call her The Cookie Lady. Their dads call her The Girl Scout Slut. Their wives call her "that disgusting whore."

To celebrate your anniversary, your wife arranged a special treat for you.

The money is a nice bonus, though.

After dinner, she told you to wait outside while she sucked off the waiter, so the ride home would be equally fun.

The Welcoming Committee

Once I do that, I can start selling her.

They didn't give her the job, but they did schedule a second interview.

You aren't even close to having what you owe.

I should have listened...

You never figured out how she did it.

She went to work your lovely, faithful wife. She came home a ruined slut.

He did the same to your wife. She broke much faster.

There's no way your dick can compete with that.

Any cute guy who comes into her work gets invited to the dressing room.

Now, a day without cock is unthinkable.

How can you pretend to hate me when your cunt is more soaked than your eyes? ...

Your mom is really excited for her next date with him.

One choice was clearly better than the other.

It was your own fault. You couldn't satisfy her, what was she supposed to do?