Is it too soon to set up the ice bucket for the champagne? I'm ready for a new year.
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it's weird and painful, but there are definitely orgasmic contractions! [:03 & :40] (has audio)
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sliding a catheter all the way up through my menstruating cervix
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catheters make terrible straws- they're just so loud!
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it's been a long while since I made a post with a hegar sound
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because so many people ask about sticking the endoscope in my cervix...
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This was a bad idea. (Serrano & half a habanero)
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I tried to make my cervix less spicy before moving on to my next plan... (slight blood)
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cayenne extract was more intense than the wasabi, but you can hear that I enjoyed it (blood)
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the upgrade on your sushi is worth it - getting off on true wasabi (audio)
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standard-issue wasabi (horseradish) on a chopstick in my cervix
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